Category Archives: Significant Others

…I’d like to plan what I will do on MY days off. I don’t have that much spare time. And just because I get a day off, doesn’t mean I want you to rearrange your schedule so we can be off at the same time and do something together. This is not about not wanting to spend time with you, it’s about me periodically wanting (NEEDING!) to do what I want to do when I want to do it!

(ed. note: I feel the same way sometimes!)

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…if it’s yellow leave it mellow is not a practice I want to keep in my own home!

[Reader Submitted]

…men over twenty five should not enjoy Hannah Montana.

[Reader Submitted]

…will you just pick a paint color for our bedroom and STICK with it?

[husband submitted]

…you forgetting to take the trash out every week has lost it’s cuteness.

…you ignoring me while you’re watching television will get you a slap to the face.

…I’m sick of cleaning your whiskers out of the sink and off the counter.